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Name: God
State: Heaven
Interests: Watching people fall down. Sometimes I kick them with my giant foot. Also I enjoy my Led Zeppelin collection. Huge fan... too bad those guys might not make it up here, but we've got a band up here called "Lightning Metal" that should give them a run for their money... or should I say... souls
Expertise: Making people (except when my hands cramp up and ugly people get made), cloud surfing, chariot racing, angel boxing, the Golden Street 500, picking on Moses, kicking Noah, and tricking John the Baptist into thinking he is still beheaded
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AIM:  God
MSN: God
ICQ:  God
Yahoo:  God
Jabber: God
Member Since:
11/1/2004
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| So I was talking to John (Lennon) the other day and he still doesnt
believe in me. Weird huh? And your probably thinking, "How come he is
Heaven?". Well my creation, Im a huge Beatles fan. I knew they were
gonna rock back when my Son was flipping tables & cracking whips!
So I let John & George chill with me up here... but under strict
supervision. They have to play me The White Album every other week. And
since I know no time... thats every day. Can't wait til Paul is up
here. Not sure if Ringo will make it... he hasnt done anything cool in
awhile. We'll see. So lets see... what else is new. Jojo has been
tempting me again. He thinks I wont strike him down... just wait and
see, Jonathan Nancy Robles... just you wait.
Noah and Stephen have a bet goin on. Big N thinks that Mick Jagger is a
has been, that he is done with. And Stephen, a giant Stones fan, thinks
that the boys will be around even after The Great White Thrown
Judgement. I already know, but its fun to watch them argue...
Lets just say that if a nuclear blast goes off, only cockroaches & Keith Richards will still be alive....
Well, I better fly. Marvin Gaye is trying to sing "Sexual Healing" in my chapel again...
Not causing hurricanes,
God
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| Evening my babies, yes... you too Darrell. Someone has been peeing in
my clouds lately, not sure who to blame. Yes, I am God... but Im busy.
Anywho, better run... I mean, fly!
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| This update goes out to none other than My Creation Number
585,394,500,543,128,998,498,398,323,092,839... or Chris
Johnson
He has been a wonderous young man. So wonderous in fact, that I gave
him the title "Wizard Johnson". He is indeed a great midget. I have a
mansion up here in Heaven, with Tupac living on the right... and Biggie
living on the left. Good luck there... well, I am out. Noah and Moses
painted my golden sheep purple again... goofballs.
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| Oh Lord... I mean, oh me... quite a tiresome day. Played poker last
night with the gang and I am just worn out! Noah thinks he is sooo
smart!!!
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| Ahhh.... how are all my children doing? Wait, I already know the answer
to that... I am God. So me and Noah were playing checkers today and he
told me a really great joke. Here it goes:
The
new minister's wife had a baby.
The
minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the
addition to the family.
The
congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved it.
When
the next child arrived, the minister appealed again and the congregation
approved again.
Several
years and five children later, the congregation was a bit upset over the
increasing expense. This turned into a rather loud meeting one night with the
minister.
Finally,
the minister stood and shouted out, "Having children is an Act of
God!"
An
older man in the back stood and shouted back, "Rain and snow are Acts of
God, too, and we wear rubbers for them!"
Ahahahahahahaha... I love it. Silly creations of mine. Well, gotta run. Bob Marley keeps trying to plant marijuana in my clouds!
God
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