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The_Jah
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Name: God
State: Heaven
Interests: Watching people fall down. Sometimes I kick them with my giant foot. Also I enjoy my Led Zeppelin collection. Huge fan... too bad those guys might not make it up here, but we've got a band up here called "Lightning Metal" that should give them a run for their money... or should I say... souls
Expertise: Making people (except when my hands cramp up and ugly people get made), cloud surfing, chariot racing, angel boxing, the Golden Street 500, picking on Moses, kicking Noah, and tricking John the Baptist into thinking he is still beheaded
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AIM:  God
MSN: God
ICQ:  God
Yahoo:  God
Jabber: God
Member Since:
11/1/2004
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| Yawn... its been a long day. John Kerry tried selling his soul to Big L
for another shot to be the President... but Big L didnt want him in
Hell, so I dont know what we're going to do with him. Poor guy, kinda
feel sorry for him....... wait..... NO I DON'T!!! Haha, I'm sooo God.
Jojo was trying to tell people today that he died three days ago and
arose today, which can't be true because he was over at Fiona's house
for over a week... alive as can be. Fornication is not good.... dang,
forgot the rest of the song. Jimi Hendrix is teaching me guitar
starting tomorrow, which shouldn't take too long... after all, I kinda
created the guitar. So yeah, there is God's News... straight from
Heaven! I gotta scold Jesus, he was out after curfew last night...
silly guy.
I brought you into this world... and I can trick someone into thinking your the anti-christ so someone will take you out,
God
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| Ahh... good morning my children. Yes, I do wake up this early...
wait... I actually dont sleep at all...because I'm God and I can do
that. So I noticed someone asked me a question about one of my
creations... well Im here to answer that. Jonathan Robles (Jojo) was
actually one of my earlier angels. He helped lead choir with Lucifer
when he was still on my good side. So when Big L was casted out of my
domain, Jojo went too... but did not go to Hell. He just wanders the
Earth. He doesnt really cause too much harm so I let him get away with
it. One of these days I will drop a box of lightning bolts on him, just
for fun. So there you go, young Vinny. You are one of my favorite
creations... and Im not saying that just because you have Mafia
connections. Frank Sinatra says hi. Alright, well I gotta fly.... Moses
toilet papered my mansion again and Ive got 3,000,000,000 rolls of tp
with his name on it.
Sometimes wonders why your still alive,
God
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| God here. I just saw John Kerry slip off the toilet due to someone
placing baby oil on the seat, now I wonder who that could have been.
Muahaha, Im silly. I had a very busy day today. First off, I taught my
son (Jesus) how to ride a bike today. He got the hang of it after he
ran over Moses twice. Then I was building a mansion for Johnny Cash,
but had to stop because I had to break up a fight between him and
Elvis. Those two never stop putting wrinkles on my forehead! They were
fighting over building blocks again. I also went to the "Lightning
Metal" band practice today, they were learning "Whole Lotta Love" and I
could hear it throughout Heaven. Jerry Garcia decided to join the band
today, which I am very pleased with. Well I better be off on my chariot
of fire... I am thinking about putting hamsters in John Kerry's bed
sheets... we'll see how that turns out.
I won't make you twice,
God
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| Sorry about the thunderstorm last night, guys. I had a really really bad headahe last night.....
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Hello... I am God and this is His Xanga. Ive thought about starting a
Xanga ever since I created the world... just have never gotten around
to it. My son has one around here somewhere, but he won't tell me what
the name is. Teenagers sheesh! So how are my children doing? Hopefully
not going to vote for Kerry, because I have many plagues I haven't used
yet... try me! Me and Michael the Archangel have a bet that John Kerry
is the Anti-christ. I think he is and Mike thinks his wife is. Well,
Ive got to be floating.... so behave and stop making me kill kittens!
I'm not a fan of that!
I could kill you,
God
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